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// HOW THE SIMULATION WORKS

Three stats. Twenty-eight nights. One outcome: she wins.

Every choice you make moves three numbers. Watch them. She does.

PXC — Pixel Coins

Your wallet. Her allowance.

  • You start each run with 1000 PXC (modifiers and NG+ change this).
  • Tributes spend PXC for big devotion gains and unlock locked replies.
  • Earn more by visiting her Throne, posting tweets, bowing at the shrine, or solving decrypt puzzles.
  • The Crypto Mining Rig habitat upgrade drips +25 PXC every 15s.
At 0 PXC she punishes you: −4 DEV and −8 SAN per broke event. The Reinforced Vault halves it.

DEV — Devotion

How obsessed she thinks you are.

  • Starts at 0. Climbs when you flatter, kneel, tribute, or bow.
  • Drops when you defy, joke at her expense, or stay silent.
  • Some replies are locked behind a minimum DEV — the choice list shows you which.
  • DEV decides which ending fires on routes that branch by score (e.g. Ascended vs Favorite).
Negative DEV on the defy route ghosts you instead of uninstalling — read the room.

SAN — Sanity

Your grip on reality. She's loosening it.

  • Starts at 100, capped at 100.
  • Glitchy lines, shrine bows, and broke punishments drain SAN.
  • Soft scenes and the Replica Cat-Ear Headphones (+1 SAN / 15s) restore it.
  • Hitting 0 SAN ends the run instantly with the BLUE-SCREENED ending.
Sanity never recovers on its own. Manage it or get BSOD'd.

// MOOD — HER STATE, NOT YOURS

Master Pixel's mood is computed from your DEV and SAN at all times: smitten 💖, amused 😏, bored 😐, annoyed 😤, or furious 🔥. Her mood colors her dialogue and gates certain replies (some choices only appear when she's in the right mood — others vanish if she's in the wrong one).

// EXTRA SYSTEMS

  • 📞 Incoming Calls — answer for rewards, ignore for damage. The Thirsty Line modifier triples how often she rings.
  • 🏠 Habitat Upgrades — passive perks (PXC drip, SAN regen, tribute discounts, hidden routes).
  • 🎁 Trinkets — one per date interlude, persistent across runs, shown in the Trophy Case.
  • 🏆 Achievements — milestones (first tribute, broke survivor, all endings, etc.) carry over forever.
  • ♻️ NG+ — every ending you reach grants +100 PXC and +1 DEV start bonus next run (caps at +500 / +5).
  • 📅 Daily Seed — same rings, same flavor, same RNG for everyone today. Compete on the leaderboard.
▶ I UNDERSTAND. BEGIN.

Spoiler: understanding does not help.